And so it begins.
For everyone other than Voronda, if you visited my blog lately you might see some Legolas pictures on my right sidebar, and comments by Voronda on my last post. You might be wondering lately... what are they doing?
So what are we doing? We're somehow battling to death online for that one elf. My hero. Well, you could say our hero.
Basically we're just putting up pictures (I have no idea why it's pictures) until the end of time to show how much we love Legolas. I doubt it'll end soon. So if you see a picture on the sidebar, then now you'll know why. I have removed the old pictures so one Legolas picture can rule them all. And so my sidebar won't be crammed up too. Since Voronda removed one of hers then I guess it's okay...
So I created this post just to inform y'all- and a place where Voronda and me can chat/comment all day on who loves Legolas more without saying it on another post that has nothing to do with this topic. But don't get us wrong- I'm sure that we both are not idiotic enough to not know that, as much as I hate to admit it, Legolas is fictional and we can't go to Middle Earth and get him to like us. Besides, there are millions of girls screaming for him (who can blame that?) and no doubt even more when The Hobbit comes out. So instead, this is more of a friendly war where we exchange pictures and just pretend that we could get him.
Maybe we can get Orlando Bloom (Legolas's actor), but that would be a miracle. He's the closest we'll ever get to Legolas- but Orlando Bloom won't have Legolas's spirit, loyalty, determination, chivalry, and all the other things that made us love him so much.
Okay, now I'm just ranting on about how much I love him. So let's get back.
So the next thing I have to attend to- an update on me. Well, it's summer vacation here and I'm pretty jobless. There's one thing saving me from utter boredom: my book. I need to do it and publish it. I'm hoping to break the world's record of being the youngest novel writer (not novelist, because novelist includes novellas and I'm already too old for that). However, by the looks of it, I don't think I can because I have only a few months left and I'm still on my first draft.
Any advice, suggestions, and critiques will be welcome. I need everything I can to get this novel published. Maybe I won't break the world's record for being the world's youngest novel writer, but I will break the world's record of being the world's youngest novel writer that has English as a second language.
So- I'm just saying, I won't be posting a lot now- since there's not much update on Star Wars, Season Five is yet to be out, and I finished my fan fiction.
Back to Legolas. So for Voronda... hi. I look forward to seeing your pictures and rambling on about him. I suggest you create a post like this... just so that I won't need to comment on your archery picture post. But it's your choice. Let's battle on!
[during the Battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli has killed an Uruk-Hai warrior]
Gimli: Legolas! Two already!
Legolas: I'm on seventeen!
Gimli: Huh? I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!
[kills another one]
Legolas: [shoots two more arrows] Nineteen!
I'M GONNA BE LEGOLAS HERE! <3
One does not simply say this, so this one is a genuine wish. May the Force be with you.